Bender: Look, I enjoy life and its pleasures as much as anyone here, except perhaps you, Hedonismbot. [Hedonismbot eats grapes in a very sloppy manner.] But we need to be shut off, especially you, Hedonismbot!
Hedonismbot: I apologise for nothing!
Announcer: Please take your seats for Act 2.
Hedonismbot: But I’m not done vomiting!
Hedonismbot: Surgery in an opera? How wonderfully decadent! And just when I was beginning to lose interest… Djambi, the chocolate icing!
Hedonismbot: I too have known unconventional love. Perhaps you and I… and Djambi, can get together and compare notes sometime.
Hedonismbot: Let us cavort like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean.
Hedonismbot: [Picking up one of Farnsworth’s doomsday devices.] What does this one do?
Farnsworth: That one kills everything everywhere.
Hedonismbot: [He drops the device.] How delightful!
Hedonismbot: It seems Bender hates humans the way I hate having my nipples polished with industrial sand paper.
Hedonismbot: I shan’t touch them until I have Djambi lock the absinthe and ether away.
Hedonismbot: Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.
Hedonismbot: Ooooooo! Room for one more?
Hedonismbot: Everywhere I looked, there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck. [Begins to laugh, but it crumbles into uncontrollable sobbing.]
Hedonismbot: I trust the orgy pit has been scraped and buttered.
Bender: Everyone leave! I need to be alone!
Hedonismbot: Alone with me?
Bender: I said scram grapey!
I would like to alert the internet that this is going to happen because it is very important
Why is Johnny Depp the wolf? Rage.
Changes to the Into the Woods movie according to IMDb
So pissed. No More is one of my favorite songs in that movie.